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newtie lizard

newtie lizard is a HOTTIEEEEEE
by newtxthomas1 September 6, 2021
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speed lizard

(n.) a person who does things in an unconventional time or order. (derogatory)
you brushed your teeth before 10pm. what a speed lizard.
by tranley corq September 6, 2021
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Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022
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Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021
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Flipping Lizards

Interfacility medical transport, defined as the movement of a patient from one health care facility to another in a licensed ground or air ambulane. Patients are frequently elderly, seriously deteriorated, and unresponsive, i.e. like lizards.
I got into EMS to save lives, but all I'm doing is flipping lizards from one care facility to another.
by SaltyFukNBustedTruk May 21, 2021
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Tasky Lizard

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA23 May 28, 2021
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bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard
by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021
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