Karen
karen is seen as a lovable, generous, caring and overall good person. This is the illusion that karen creates.
Behind the illusion, she is a misguided, unfortunate creep. She's obese, tortures her kids, and still found a way to stay married to her husband. I swear he was either desperate or a lunatic. She spends her time gardening and crushing children's dreams. Sometimes, she wonders her purpose in the world, if she even has one. One of her favorite past times is cow tipping. If a guy asks for some fun, he should steer clear of Karen. Her laugh is like a dying cat being poisoned by a witch. She is unloved by her family, loved by her dead goldfish.
- Karen's soon to be ex husband
karen is seen as a lovable, generous, caring and overall good person. This is the illusion that karen creates.
Behind the illusion, she is a misguided, unfortunate creep. She's obese, tortures her kids, and still found a way to stay married to her husband. I swear he was either desperate or a lunatic. She spends her time gardening and crushing children's dreams. Sometimes, she wonders her purpose in the world, if she even has one. One of her favorite past times is cow tipping. If a guy asks for some fun, he should steer clear of Karen. Her laugh is like a dying cat being poisoned by a witch. She is unloved by her family, loved by her dead goldfish.
- Karen's soon to be ex husband
Bob: See the girl at the bar over there?
Larry: Who?
Bob: The girl with the dead goldfish.
Larry: I see her. She's such a Karen!
Larry: Who?
Bob: The girl with the dead goldfish.
Larry: I see her. She's such a Karen!
by Soon to be ex husband January 1, 2017
Get the Karenmug. A common name given to a female, mostly at birth.
2: A bitch who acts like they are better than everyone else, then gets offended when others call them a karen.
2: A bitch who acts like they are better than everyone else, then gets offended when others call them a karen.
by NuggMan42 August 19, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A person who honestly gives about zero fucks yet has no clue what’s going on in any way shape or form. A “Karen” is very racist and sexist but is such an icon in every way it’s insane.
Person: Whoa that girl is sooo weird!
Other Person: Umm that’s rude.
Person: Well not weird exactly..... but kind of like......
Other Person: Umm like a Karen?
Person: Ya she’s totally a Karen
Other Person: Umm that’s rude.
Person: Well not weird exactly..... but kind of like......
Other Person: Umm like a Karen?
Person: Ya she’s totally a Karen
by “Icon” June 12, 2018
Get the Karenmug. A Karen is an annoying person in the memes but actually a really nice person in real life. She's sweet, loyal, generous ect. You are realllllyyyy lucky to have a Karen as a mom :)
Yay ! Karen is here !
by Poekie ♡ October 21, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Anything that is chemical, natural, or bio-degradable.
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
by Kirsten Simon December 9, 2008
Get the Karenmug. Anything that is chemical, natural, or bio-degradable.
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
by Kirsten Simon December 14, 2008
Get the Karenmug. an annoying piece of crap that grounds you has 1945 XL jeans, takes your kids and always talks to your retail manager
by yojoan September 2, 2019
Get the karenmug.