Jonathan

A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.

Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.

by Thazerckod November 7, 2022

Jonathan

A sexy beast that goes to school

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan

by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019

Jonathan

a cute guy and loyal very loyal fosho he d rides carti but as he should

god damn its the hottie jonathan

by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021

Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.

Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!

by Nepsahe April 7, 2024

Jonathan

the name of thors hammer

I am not worthy enough to pick up Jonathan

by PhrogKing June 2, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is the best friend you want to hang out with, the husband you want to marry, the son you want to have. He is incredibly smart and very funny. He will make you laugh non stop. He turns on his fiancé in a heartbeat, and makes her feel like she is the luckiest girl on this planet. Truly an amazing guy, even if he has a tendency to oversleep a lot.

Wake up Jonathan!

This guy is amazing, he has to be a Jonathan

by Sary26 March 14, 2022

Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.

by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019