To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024
Get the Jazzmug. by BiggyBoiForehead July 13, 2018
Get the Jazzmug. a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.
get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3
get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3
by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021
Get the jazzmug. by ethanlulnowshut December 30, 2020
Get the Spongebob jazzmug. by mwenn01 May 31, 2025
Get the voodoo jazz handsmug. WHAT A PERFECT COUPLE, SOOOO INNOCENT AND ANGEL LIKE. ALTHOUGH JAZZ CAN BE A PUSSY MAX IS ALWAYS UNDERSTANDING AND ALWAYS RIGHT
by Shiskendg November 19, 2019
Get the jazz and maxmug. Musical genre pioneered by various sewer dwellers such as frogs, rats and people who like Monster energy drinks.
by DiscoRats February 24, 2021
Get the Sewer Jazzmug.