Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

Jazzed up

That feeling once you're done playing/listening jazz music

Guy 1: hey bro are feeling jazzed up?
Guy 2: Yeah bro when the saints got me feeling jazzed up

by A story to be continued August 16, 2022

Jazz

An amazing women! Very aggressive but straight up. Confident and hardly ever wrong. Usually in love with a man named Jacob

Jazz the one who’s never wrong

by Theminsteoudity October 3, 2023

Jimmy Jazz

Humoriste

Jimmy Jazz a fait rire hier

Jimmy Jazz l'humoriste qui a moins de rythme

by Jimmy jazz 1 November 22, 2021

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads

Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)

by ciro May 12, 2014

jazz

A stuck up genre of music listened to by hipsters that live with their parents and have a degree in psychology.

bro no 1: i saw somebody listening to jazz earlier
bro no 2: who actually does that

by topbuttondude June 27, 2024