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couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.
Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.
by Chris Langner March 4, 2009
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Jumped the couch

See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch

Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.

See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.

See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.

Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
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Jump On The Bandwagon

A phrase commonly used when someone supports another place/thing for the sole reason that it is popular now, and not that they supported said thing before it spiked in popularity.
Person A: Look at this prick, last year he was all McLaren and now he's supporting Red Bull because Verstappen won!
Person B: Way to Jump On The Bandwagon, I bet $20 he switches teams if Mercedes win
by SubparPŒtis April 17, 2022
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Lucky Jump

The way a young mexican claims he can dunk a basketball. AKA a big fuckin liar.
Isaiah: Chantz through me an alley oop and I got a Lucky Jump and then I dunked it.
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't
by CJDCJD March 30, 2011
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Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.
I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!
by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021
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Spirited Jump

When I large man who cannot complete a full jumping jack because his arms do not reach, does a jumping jack to the best of his ability and then finishes it with jazz hands.
Did you guys just see John Candy do that spirited jump?
by Chinchillaaa December 29, 2009
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Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.
I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.
by o_.._o August 20, 2015
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