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Juan

Juan is a type of person to air it out with no hesitation that nigga don’t give a fuck, he also has a large penis and his looks are incredible. If you ever get next to him in bed you will have to have 911 on speed dial as he’ll blow your back-out that nigga has some good dick. He’s a great boyfriend and will shoot a nigga for you.
Ava: Juan’s your boyfriend?! You’re so fucking lucky
by Shinyrock234 November 21, 2023
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Juan

juan is soooo amazing. hes kind

and sweet & hes a lil bit of a flirt

but i love that abt him. He’s literally handsome and tall & his voice is sooo

nice he has that spanish accent when

he speaks so he sounds literally

angelic. he tests your patience

sometimes but im fine with it cause

im patient. Juan can be dirty minded

but he’s still the best, he’s funny and fun

to be around and his compliments are always so nice. his wavy fluffy hair and his handsome face bro he literally looks like a dream. he’s has funny humor and he's super relatable. his laugh sounds soo nice and his smile is literally the bestt. plus hes one of those guys who literally just has a soft spot for you and acts different around literally everyone else. hes loyal and looks for you out of all the crowd.

in general if you have the type of juan i have you gotta be blessed to have him bc hes amazingg and will literally treat you like a princessss 🙏🏽
friend 1: whos that guy over there
me: oh thats Juan
friend 1: he’s probably the best
me: yea he is
by secret.userrr0 November 21, 2023
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Juan

Literally the most sigma and alpha male of the entire world HES so cool and and and wonderful
I love Juan
by Therealamerucandicyionaru November 22, 2023
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Juan Lopez

Adjective. Man of high sophistication and the elegance of a stoic vassal. A man with a gaze that of sun rays; blindingly direct and potent in all variance of intent. A near perfect man whose enigmatic movements elicit curiosity in all lovers, all friends, and all adversaries.
Hey!! That guy walking in calm demeanor is a Juan Lopez guy.
by Rejardedfart November 22, 2023
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Juan Manuel

Juan manuel is the clown in the friend group, yes, my jokes may be unfunny but i still think amogus is funny, also a very nice guy who will maybe forgive you depending on the situation, also a very important fact is that i may not be bery much in shape but im the greatest dancer in my school, no one can match me, also

Boo
Juan Manuel is very cool
Yes he gets a lot of bitches also he is mexican
by Greentixxy November 24, 2023
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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)
You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.
by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023
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