The epitome of laziness. Loves to fondle cats and touch their privates. When attacking a Jared, do not go for the head, because it is metal plated, you won’t phase him. Typically looks like they’re lost and walking in circles, but don’t interrupt them, this is how they think, and disturbing them could ruin their entire day.
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Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
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