fat italian

fat italian is portrayed as an immensely dumb, narcissistic, troublemaking ass

Did you see the war of the fat italians?

by The reall fat italian April 15, 2021

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Italian Stallion

A hung Italian man

"Woah that new Italian dude is hung"
"Yeah he's an Italian Stallion I'd ride"

by BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH March 7, 2019

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Red Italian

A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.

Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!

by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018

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Italian sandpaper

A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.

1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.

2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.

by slowly healing August 29, 2019

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The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.

Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...

Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.

by scum bucket April 1, 2021

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