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Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.
That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.
by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018
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Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.
YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"
by AO151 March 5, 2019
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sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009
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skiing

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"
I went skiing in france.
by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016
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speed skiing

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.
"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
by yom tang April 9, 2013
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brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).
So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!
by Rogue77 April 13, 2016
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Geilchin Ski

When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!
"Last night I plowed a ho and she looked like Geilchin Ski"
"Last night I pulled a Geilchin Ski"
by Slogina September 14, 2006
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