Fake Cowboy

Someone that acts country but listens to rap music.

You know that dude John that acts country but listens to rap? Yeah, he’s a fake cowboy

by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019

Backwards Cowboy

when a male roughly strokes the inside of the females mouth with his pinky finger. Then, abruptly flips upside down and licks his big toe. Then, turns back around and sits on the female backwards while she does whatever you tell her to.

the Backwards Cowboy....use your imagination.

by noordinarygirl June 6, 2010

mustache cowboy

A man with a robust mustache who frequently mounts women upon his face saddle, therefore giving a mustache ride.

Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.

by MegStin September 1, 2015

Cowboy birth

A feeling after you’ve had too much steak and Texas toast and had a satisfying, yet massive dump.

“I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, I just had a cowboy birth.”

by Coyboybirther2001 November 10, 2018

cowboy mustard

When Youre fucking another man in the ass, Pull your dick out and spit on it so the poo and spit substance turns into a mustard.

Brokeback Moutian Created Cowboy mustard

by Zdurocher January 8, 2017

cowboy carl

your wife's friend that fucks her when your at work

I found Carl's hat on my bed post hes so weird
Dude hes fucking your wife
No i trust her that's just cowboy Carl

by hello fr August 16, 2019

crap cowboy

A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.

Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!

by charlesisawesome August 29, 2007