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happy shower

A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.
Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.

Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.

Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009
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shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.
chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...
by hapless2012 September 10, 2009
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Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.
Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks
by Duhwilly August 15, 2012
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Deodorant Shower

The use of deodorant - especially aerosol - in the absence of bathing facilities. See Irish Shower.
When camping for the converted Duke of Edinburgh Award, many UK students resorted to a deodorant shower in a desperate bid to stave off the daily encroachment of offensive odours.
by mrbicrevise September 21, 2005
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shower-fresh

the term used for describing how clean you are.
Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"
by f150baby December 10, 2010
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Bronze Shower

The act of a man, urinating Into a women's anus and she proceedes to Shit-Piss it onto his face.
"Dude I was with my girlfriend and and she totally gave me a bronze shower"
by bronzy November 14, 2012
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Shower pack

A term often used in Jail or prison.

When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.

he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...

then stick it to the wall in the shower.

sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure
Ice-Pick " Hey man you got that new maxim? "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "
by Zachary Oside January 21, 2009
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