The 5 Hour Rule

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it

The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.

by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009

18 Hour Parking

1. the collective secretion of mismatched chromosomes squeezed into rejected sacks of human skin.

2. white trash.

3. a place in southern Minnesota.

I drove by 18 Hour Parking earlier tonight and it made me feel better about having a STD.

by Fireball Jumper May 30, 2010

8 Hour Nap

When you go to sleep at night for a full 8 hours, but when you wake up, you feel like you have only had a short nap. Usually when you have to go to sleep by a certain time in order to get up and get ready for school or work. Usually you have a desire to go back to sleep because you are still tired, but do not because you: A. Do not want to get fired from your job or B. Are forced to attend school by the United States government.

Mom: Get up Aaron!
Aaron: 5 more minutes Mom, I've only had an 8 hour nap. I need more sleep.

by generic funny username November 9, 2010

Four Hour Erection

A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.

Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections

by M.C.lobsterbush July 14, 2009

Sad Thot Hours

Time in the evening (12 A.M. to 2 A.M.) in which sad thots gather and cry because nobody takes them seriouslybecause they're thots. (note how sad thot hours is before sad nigga hours)

Tonight when sad thot hours begin, we gon slay these thotties no goofy shit!

by Supreme_Rolly October 15, 2017

craft - nigga hours

At the hours of 8pm - 11pm nigga's gather to craft, its a daily ceremony and those who disobey it are usually shot

Girl: Hey, whats doing tonight between 8pm - 11pm, I'm home alone
Me: Um, you for real? Bitch its craft - nigga hours, get wit it

by FATNIBBASEASON October 23, 2017

72 hour vacation

A reference to the length of time a person can be involuntarily admitted to a psychiatric hospital for observation.

The suggestion is the person you are dealing with is acting in such a bizarre and/or aberrant behaviour that they should be put away for observation.

1st Dude: Let's trash a few houses this weekend and start some fires.

2ndDude: Dude perhaps you need to take a 72 hour vacation.

by ExerciseDude November 4, 2012