Cheesy Hippie

A hippie that wears regular clothes, likes war, and is pretty much a regular person. But the person says they are a hippie.

Colonel Brown is a Cheesy Hippie. He loved to fight, but he said he was a hippie.

by Chris Manger May 11, 2009

Hippie Coffin

The large black Thule ski/lugage containers commonly found on top of nearly all Subaru or Toyota cars found traveling in the North Western United States.

Jr. take your hat off! There must be a dead hippie in that "Hippie Coffin" on top of that car.

by SweetBankNative July 5, 2010

Hippie Stick

a joint

~~"Pass the "hippie stick" on the left hand-side...ah say!~~....nuf said.

by HippieChick9 March 15, 2009

hippie-crit

hip-ee-krit noun

1. A jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who shit talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.

2. A hippie who is a total dick/bitch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.

-"Some douche said Bassnectar is garbage and needs to learn to play real instruments like Umphreys."
-"He went to a Bassnectar show 5 months ago! What a hippie-crit!"

-"This hippie-crit totally mean mugged me after I asked them if I could borrow a bowl"

by SL33V3L3SS January 23, 2013

Hippie bitch

A woman who has no idea how the world works. Probably raised by an affluent family but is now a devout Buddhist. In other words, an insecure poser.

Man 1: Check out that stupid white girl with dreadlocks.
Man 2: She's smoking weed she found off the ground. That's a real loser.
Man 3: What a hippie bitch!

by frankiebaltimore November 3, 2015

Ten Hippies

A measure of sobriety, specifically for drug intoxication.

I was higher than ten hippies

by Pegleg November 26, 2004

hippie flip

When a person mixes Mush With Extacy two of my favourite drugs personally this is a intense mixture. Visuals are intensified, hysteric laughing is a guarntee.

Tyler: Yo nathan look what I got *Bag of shrooms* Nathan: Oh SICK look what i got *Bag of pills* Both: HIPPIE FLIP!!!!!!!!!

by Haunted.x. October 3, 2006