Crashing the Helicopter

When you're helicoptering you dick around and your dick slaps you in the nuts.

Crashing the Helicopter
You: man I Crashed the Helicopter last night
your friend: Man that sucks, I hope you weren't planning on having kids ever.

by Hey Scotty... March 6, 2017

i classify as an attack helicopter

A joke when you aren’t male or female

I asked bob if he was male or female and he said ,” I classify as an attack helicopter.”

by Kysbleachassasssaak December 17, 2017

the helicopter

A sexual S&M act. To preform the helicopter the slave must have multiple elastic bands and piece of card wrapped around his member, the bands are twisted so that when they are let go the card spins around much like the blades of a helicopter, causeing intense pain and peni lacerations

"You've been a very naughty boy Davey, I think somebody needs a helicopter!"

by Dr A. Ris April 2, 2003

Heggie

A dirty little sex kitten, abused at sea. Often as ships pet. Weirdly alluring to women, Drake only knows why! Ape like features and extremely hairy. Overly relaxed and slow, naturally high all the time, but a generally good egg.

Man, i don't want to be Heggie'd!

Stop acting like a Heggie.

Dirty, Dirty Heggie.

Down boy, DOWN!!!

by Drunken Sailors February 5, 2010

helaina

The one and only. A person who is great at choosing movies but on occasion will trip someone

Will helaina beard be there
Ya
Great ill go

by 1748 January 24, 2017

attack helicopter

A joke usually used by cishet people to make fun of non-binary, transgender, and other LGBTQ+ gender identities. This "gender" was intentionally made to mock people who aren't cisgender.

Person 1: I identify as an attack helicopter

Person 2: That's transphobic wtf

by yaanfei August 21, 2021

helga

nobody can deny she’s horrible and rude. she’s very selfish but she’s myseterious and makes everyone she sees fall in love with her (she’s a heartbreaker).
she has a big ass and an hourglass body even at a young age, her hair is longer than all of her relationships.

‘oh it’s helga’
‘incoming! it’s helga’
‘honestly i’m not going to lie she might be evil but i want her ass’

by deuiejxndkdksnnzjdks February 21, 2019