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Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
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hitler salute

evrybody do the hitler salute
by aqwertyuioplkjhgfdszxcvbnm October 23, 2017
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Aisle Hitler

The person who scolds others for going the wrong direction in store aisles.
The old lady snapped "Stop! You're going the wrong way. This is a one way aisle!" I replied "Aisle Hitler".
by Bo Jun May 31, 2020
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Jesus hitler

The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"
"Oh my god Emily is such a Jesus hitler!" "HAY I HERD THAT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."
by op2014 November 13, 2014
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Hitler Fingers

When one is fingering you to the point that you get a hot sensation like the people who suffered in the horrible genocide caused by the infamous Adolf Hitler.

When you put your fingers under your nose to try to represent Hitler's mustache that he totally stole from Charlie Chaplin.
My boyfriend loves to give Hitler fingers to me at the dinner table. Ouch. But in a good way.
by I don't want to put a name April 10, 2019
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hitlers gooch

The jew hating gooch of hitler the nazi dictator.
Go lick hitlers gooch
by Hitlers gooch October 14, 2016
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hitler hogtie

When you’re straddling your partner on top with both legs, holding down their arms and shoot a load on their upper lip.
Becky: He was fucking me in missionary and just before he came he jump on top of me, pinned my arms to my side, and shot his load on my upper lip!

Karen: You got a hitler hogtie, girl!
by Definitely not an adult April 15, 2023
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