grandaded

you knee some innocent sole in the thigh
it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.

hardeep grandaded me yesterday :(

by Charley351 November 25, 2007

Grandad Bod

An advanced form of Dad Bod characterized by a rotund belly, fat rolls and a male muffin top. Causes can include excessive alcohol consumption, junk food and grad school.

I had a Dad Bod 15lbs ago. Now, I’ve developed a grandad bod.

by Carlson Douchebag 2021 May 20, 2020

Sexy grandad legs

When someone has kinda good legs but not really

Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok

by A horrible human June 2, 2018

Grand Marshall

The grand marshall is the person of honor in a parade.

Some woman was a grand marshall because she was ninety years old, making her some small town's oldest resident. If she can get a parade honoring her for that, I'll have no trouble becoming a grand marshall.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Hamiana grande

Stan twitter reaction channel.

Got popularized by the vid: Arian Grande in an alternative universe

P1: "Have you heard about the yt channel Hamiana Grande?"
P2: "You mean the best yt channel?"
P1&P2: "stan Loona and stream boombayah by blackpink!"

by That barborbit August 5, 2021

we wuz grand dukes n shiet

A phrase used to poke fun at those who adhere to the ideology of Litvinism, an often disputed theory which postulates that modern Belarussian people are the real founders of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and that the modern state of Lithuania is made by "Zhamoit Farmers" and stuff along those lines

this phrase is obviously taken from the quite similar phrase we wuz kangs n shiet just like definition

A: Shut up Zhamoit, Belarussians established the GDL

B: "we wuz grand dukes n shiet"

by xenoprobably September 19, 2022

Grand Forks

North Dakota's asshole.

Grand Forks smells like God dropped a tire fire into a lake full of dumpster juice.

by Ham Danner February 8, 2013