Garden City Nighthawks

uhh just about the most legendary travel baseball team that has ever taken the field in Garden City. Team that was coached by the dumpiest man you will ever meet. This would not stop the team from winning on and off the field. Often got on the bad side of umpires for being loud and obnoxious. The least serious team in the entire world that actually wins. Gets wrecked at tournaments but has a good time. The players on team are spoiled by their parents and have some of the nicest gear out there. You can tell they're from Nassau County just by looking at what kind of sunglasses they wear(sweet oakleys).
Friend-"Yo did you see the Garden City Nighthawks game?"
Other friend-"Yeah man, they crushed that team and looked amazing doing it."
by William Peter May 07, 2011
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Garden Gnome Fetish

Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!
Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!
by Miss Informative January 13, 2012
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garden path sentence

A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.
James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.

Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.

James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.

Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.

James: I should've known.
by fball_jones June 30, 2011
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snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)
Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!
by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008
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Garden City Hills

Where the road is very uneven on Clinton Rd. in Garden City, New York (on Long Island) and you get airborn as you ride over them too fast.
I'm so bored! Let's hit the Garden City Hills for a mini thrill!
by Icybluejay December 24, 2011
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dirty garden tool

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.
You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!
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