football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B

Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.

by Caduceus April 18, 2023

football

football. football, isn’t just a sport it’s a commitment. my love for football goes past the moon.

i love football

by c.s_chris3 July 15, 2023

Dwarf football

The act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. Best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. When a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old anal falcon punch. If the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. The anal falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs

Me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. My erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. The best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game

by Doge2324 January 28, 2014

tommy football

Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.

The team we are playing today is Tommy football.

by Only Lord Knows May 16, 2016

rutgers football

An absolute joke consisting of a bunch of pansies that trash talk everyone else because they can't play football to save their lives.

"Im tired lets skip practice today" "Hell no what do you think this is, rutgers football?"

by Trace Mcsorely February 19, 2017

busted football

When the inner lips of a pussy are larger than the outer lips. See Meat Curtains.

Her pussy looked like a busted football.

by john hardyu May 4, 2018

Lynnfield Football

Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.

The Lynnfield football team is the worst team in Massachusetts.

by probablythat November 18, 2018