1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
Get the Christmas Eve String Lightmug. by Charlie lover January 27, 2022
Get the Evemug. The day before the best day of the week. Formally known as Tuesday, a once dull, meaningless occasion was transformed by this excellent celebration of waste by certain households who treat Bin Day as the true start of the week — because what’s more satisfying than an empty bin and a fresh slate?
Inspired by the fictional, Christian celebration of ‘Christmas eve’, binmas eve has gone one step further. Because what is more festive than Santa cores, born out of treliske to a Camborne based family, uneducated, reeking of fags and poverty swinging by your house with a tasteful……‘alright slags’ to collect your forgotten waste.
Inspired by the fictional, Christian celebration of ‘Christmas eve’, binmas eve has gone one step further. Because what is more festive than Santa cores, born out of treliske to a Camborne based family, uneducated, reeking of fags and poverty swinging by your house with a tasteful……‘alright slags’ to collect your forgotten waste.
“Nah I can’t come out tonight, it’s Binmas Eve”
“Oi, don’t forget, it’s Binmas Eve! Get the bins out or the bin men will get sad.
‘mikey bin mass eve gay boy this year”
“Oi, don’t forget, it’s Binmas Eve! Get the bins out or the bin men will get sad.
‘mikey bin mass eve gay boy this year”
by Yepstfucunt October 21, 2025
Get the Binmas evemug. Extremely rich and loaded, may aswell live at the end of the rainbow with all the luck and gold person has. The future has him living on a mansion on beach road
I want to be like ev
by Zyzzlo November 23, 2021
Get the Evmug. by Ernit April 28, 2023
Get the Apple and Evemug. by Estelle billiard December 23, 2019
Get the Christmas Eve evemug. 