Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018

Pork dust

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010

match in the dust

something will never work. When the concept is doubtful, it is a match in the dust. This is because when I lit match hits dust, it goes out and extinguishes. So when something is a match in the dust, it will never work.

"If Biden gets elected, America is going to be a match in the dust"

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020

Dust Baby

One having a father of an older age, usually in his 60's or higher at the time of birth. Usually only a product of an older father, seeing as females lose that ability many years previously.

Kid: My dad had me at 17, no wonder i had nothing

Kid2: Mine had me at 70, i got everything he had his whole life when i turned 18;D

Kid: was your mom a hoe or something? because your nothing more than a dust baby

Kid2: I know:(

by RCK3 September 23, 2012

bust a dust

to nut dust usually by a old person no cum

grandpa just bust a dust all over the couch

by noodleman69 May 3, 2017

Crop dusting

The act of farting and walking quickly around the room to spread the scent. Some people do this to deflect the blame of the fart, while others just want to share.

Who let off that stench? I think Calvin did it. Look at him circling the room. He's crop dusting it.

by imalith September 28, 2014

dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."

"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"

by lueby popoff September 26, 2009