Ham Doctor 

A doctor of hams. Somehow this is profane.
Originally from Penny Arcade.

"Nice shirt, man."
"Don't be such a ham doctor."

Ham Doctor by Pork professor July 22, 2009

Funk Doctor 

Someone who fix your groove, funk, and/or moves.

J is the funk doctor for the Dance Place.

Funk Doctor by Zach G. October 27, 2003

The Doctor 

The main character of the British TV series about time traveling protectors called DOCTOR WHO

The Doctor just left in the Tartus

The Doctor by Syndrome March 25, 2005

Slut Doctor 

These are doctors that help all females give birth. 9 months after a female has whored around, she will be puished with a small creature that will develope into another human. The person who is paid to help remove the creature from the slut is often reffered to as a "Slut Doctor", because his only aim is to help the slut.

Stacey(pregnant): I'm so nervous, when those guys were waitng in line to have sex with me 9 months ago I never thought that i'd end up in hospital, I'm so scared!
Tracey: Don't be scared babe, the "Slut Doctor" knows what he is doing. He will get that creature out of you in no time!
Stacey: I hope so! I look like an elephant.

Slut Doctor by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006

El Doctor

1.) An alias used by the one, the only, Pablo Escobar.

2.) An alias used by the baddest gangster to ever live, also the best lookin' one too: J-man, aka Ferarri, aka Catman.

1.) He was known as El Doctor, but is not a doctor of any sort.

2.) El Doctor got shot a couple of times, but busted a couple of caps with his deadly accuracy and jack-fucked that fool.

El Doctor by El Doctor January 9, 2005

Spin Doctor 

1. Radio DJ or MC.
2. Someone who gives multiple points of view.
3. MD specialized in sprains and fractures
4. Disk smoother, with a lamanated belt and sands the disk.

1. "That spin doctor totally had last night's crowd jumpin!"
2. "I loved the Cubs until that spin doctor down the street told me all sorts of neat things about the Sox."
3. "My brother f*cked up his leg on the steps, luckily my friend's a spin doctor."
4. "You messed up the CD I lent you! Go buy yourself a spin doctor, fix it and bring it back, asshole."

Spin Doctor by [e-mail] January 20, 2009

fake doctor 

A fake doctors is a physical therapist. They claim to be Doctors but no one really gives a shit or believes that they really are. If they were smart enough to be a doctor, they would be a real doctor.

Did you hear Jenni's a Doctor?

No she's a fake doctor, she's a physical therapist.

fake doctor by JizzyJones September 18, 2013