what the dildo

Analogous to phrases such as “What the fuck” or “What the hell”. Often used in the context of describing something utterly confounding or inexplicitly stupid. Can be abbreviated to “What the dil” if children or those easily offended are present.

Sam: Whats up bro?
John: Nothing much, expect I'm building a rocketship to Mars so we can play ping pong in zero gravity!!
Sam: What the dildo??

by Master2117 December 31, 2008

dildo swank

The crustified vaginal secretions that build up on a dildo after it has been used.

I had to put my dildo in the dishwaher to due the copious buildup of dildo swank.

by Pimmy January 15, 2008

Dildo crusting

Dildo crusting is a term used to describe a dildo being stuck in a woman or mans ass and the person takes a rubber spatula and goes around the inside of their anal cavity attempting to push out the dildo. Therefore "crusting" the anus and pulling out the dildo.

I had to do some dildo crusting after me and my girlfriend tried to be fweaky

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

spaghetti dildo

The act of filling a condom (of your choosing) with spaghetti then you tie the end up and use it as a didlo.

Spaghetti Dildo Definition: The act of filling a condom (of your choosing) with spaghetti then you tie the end up and use it as a didlo

OMG she used a spaghetti didlo and said it felt like all of Italy was inside her.

by Spaggetaboutit November 21, 2016

Wildos Dildos

The largest "happy time" business in the Americas.

Graham went to Wildos Dildos to buy a premium new toy.

by Wasabi buns January 6, 2017

Dildo Pounder

One who uses a dildo so aggressively that it 'pounds' the user's ass cheeks into submission.

Grant is such a dildo pounder, he always complains about anal pain.

by Frank Rosa June 23, 2010

sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.

Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.

by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016