depression dealer

When a friend of yours says shit that makes everyone else depressed.

Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer

Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer

by andyMessdefine. August 20, 2017

The Silent Depression

Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.

Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…

by The Observers August 24, 2023

Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017

postdepartum depression

The emotional letdown following a holiday or other big event when all the company leaves and you're left with nothing to look forward to.

"It was a great Christmas, but the postdepartum depression is really setting in now"

by OD Ron January 1, 2012

Half Depressed

When you're not depressed but also not mentally healthy

Bro 1: Bro I'm not depressed but it's hard for me to be happy...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...

by furgledurg9000 February 27, 2019

tv depression

Parents will never understand adolescent TV depression because they never had this type of TV when they were adolescents themselves. They dont know what it is like to be a hormonal teenager balling to a Cw show, they just dont. TV depression happens after one watches a show that makes them feel an unusually high amount of sadness, frustration, confusion, anger, adrenaline, or a mix of every single one of them. If you came across one suffering from TV depression, you may find them either bathing in their tears, pulling their hair out in anger and frustration, and failing school and work because all they can think about is that show that made them this way. DO NOT TOUCH THE PERSON SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY WILL BITE YOU. If you find yourself staring off into nothing-ness after watching an INTENSE (and I mean INTENSE) episode of your favorite show, the effects of TV depression should kick in very shortly. SIDE NOTE: You also will not be able to stop thinking about the show that has made you this way. If you feel like you’re suffering from TV depression, please rant to one of your friends. If you don’t have any friends...well that sucks for you. You could also try stress eating. The most effective way to rid of TV depression is by getting the answers you’re confused about. If someone has died in your show, just cope with their death like a normal person. It’s very hard I know. (also movies can cause movie depression which is basically the exact same as TV depression)

mom: what’s wrong?
you: DONT TOUCH ME IM SUFFERING FROM TV DEPRESSION

by theseggsiestmfalive December 4, 2018

depression complex

Depression Complex is that of a person who does not believe in depression as an illness, yet they appear to be dealing with it themselves, while it is impossible to prove that they have depression, they seem the most conflicted and unhappy.

Guy 1: Hey man you alright you seem a little depressed.

Guy 2: I'm okay, I don't exactly believe in depression, i mean, i believe people can be sad, but I don't believe it's an illness.

Guy 1: I understand, you must have a

"depression complex", but ya know others won't understand right.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know...

by Trivial Ideas December 3, 2016