Defenseless

When you can't protect yourself from the mother fucking train ramming into the side if your brand new BMW

Train: Get here motherfucka
BMW: Aaaahhh I'm defenseless
Train: Bridgford dirt gta it trug guy dry
BMW*gets hit*
Train: Bitch
BMW: OK Boomer

by Yeetface92 November 13, 2019

defenestrate babies

c'mon man. defenestrate babies. throwkids out windows. all ugly asf.

go defenestrate babies

by whorenotfound February 26, 2021

defen

when you pull something stupid, idiotic or retarded and its a major fuck up

friend 1: oh fuck that’s not my food i accidentally take wrong
friend 2: oh you defen-ed

by defenerrabak February 7, 2022

Humanitarian Defense

From the roots, defend + human; Humanitarian Defense is the taking of proactive action to defend human rights and the lives and well being of people. Humanitarian defense actions go beyond simply providing aid, medical treatment and supplies to victims, they take action to prevent and/or reverse the actions that caused the victimization. These actions may take the form of the direct protection of people, the building of programs and offering support to people/governments on the verge of victimization and bold actions to help victims recover from derogatory events. Term credited to the international non-profit, non-governmental organization; Humanitarian Defense Inc.

A Humanitarian Defense operation is one in which an organization, group or government intervenes on behalf of a group of innocent people that are being attacked, victimized or killed and takes direction action to stop said actions.

and/or

An organization provides direct support of missions designed to defend, protect, support or rebuild the lives of innocent people of groups of people.

by KarlC January 8, 2010

Defendor

A person who gets really protective about an object or thing.

John : Have you seen Timothy hes such a defendor he wouldnt even let me touch his i-pod today.

by EthosWaterComoxValleyJoblo May 6, 2010

devendorf

1. to punch a girl in her face

2. to go anal on a chick

3. to take a dump

4. best syracuse player ever

i just devendorfed a chick after she slapped me, then i devendorfed her in the bed, after all that i dropped one of the best devendorfs ever

by liverratface July 19, 2009

Eversman defense

Defending one's self by telling that a previous statement was a joke. Mainly used when other people were offended by said statement.
It has nothing to do with the Army Ranger Soldier, but was highly used by a french mythomaniac using the pseudonym "eversman".

John : Dude, black people smell real bad !
Dan : Damn, you're such a racist John.
John : Hey, i was just kidding man !
Dan : Hey don't you pull some Eversman Defense on me.

by Sirob January 20, 2009