December 12th

December 12th is “Make Your Parents Buy You Any Animal Day!”

Me:Mom can you buy me a parakeet and a giraffe?
Mom: Absolutely not!

Me: I will ask dad then... DAD!
Dad: Yes?
Me: go but me a parakeet and a giraffe!
Dad: Not. Gonna. Happen.
Me: welp it’s December 12th, you gotta buy me any animal I want! You have no choice!

by Gracie Jade December 10, 2019

December 9th

December 9th is eat a breadstick today! Time to get some olive garden breadsticks!

“I ate a breadstick on December 9th because it’s eat a breadstick day!”

by impacer October 19, 2019

December

National bang your girlfriend month. Go crazy with it and smash that booty

It’s December smash that booty

by The guy with a nipple November 1, 2019

December 1

People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.

Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.

by Help oh no December 16, 2019

december 3

Heather day, the day you wear your significant other’s sweater and they have to say it looks better on you then it does them

“it’s December 3...”
“here’s my sweater you look better than me in it”

by i aint ever seen 2 pretty bsf December 2, 2020

Suck a Dick December

Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.

“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”

by longdongcockenheimer November 5, 2018

December 11

National ‘bully your y’all friend day’! If you have a tall friend just slap them across the face.

Short friend on December 11: Hey!
Tall friend: Oh no
Short friend: Oh yes! *slaps*

by yeereddit December 7, 2019