david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 8, 2018

david

A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths

David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???

by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010

david

a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live.

"That fat twat is gay"
"Must be David"
"Oh yeah"

by matthew kinson February 7, 2009

david

a bottom

david is such a bottom

by screamsjehehjdhejshdhnwhdhe July 31, 2020

david

A french fuck

fuck david.

by srepan October 15, 2012

david

a gay ass monkey who likes to eat cock 24/7 hit him up on snapchat: progolie_8

"What up David"- Alex "Nothing much just sucking cock"-David

by yourboyzzz December 20, 2017

david

a david is a gay and over dramatic person, who loves to fuck over people. he also things its funny to crash 70,000 dollar cars. yes thats right, hes a fuck up. and talks like a women. no joke. hes stupid too and ugly!

that guy is so david

by poobear11111111111111111111111 September 26, 2010