double lol

An emphasized version of the overused lol (laughing out loud)

A: I feel so useless!
B: lol
A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: double lol
*** silence ***
A: good night!
*** silence ***

by Fabrizio Corona February 25, 2009

Double dm

Double texting (but on like Instagram or snapchat), is when you dm a girl and she leaves you on read; and you're thinking that she must have been too busy or just doesn't know of your pure magnificence, knowing this, you decide to act.

She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.

Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.

A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro

-"UGH, is that Clay again? That's the second "hey" in a row!"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"

by Brolympian18 December 5, 2017

Double Stunna

The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.

I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

Double Vlogging

Double vlogging is when you film somebody vlogging in your vlog.

Bob is vlogging and Tim walks up vlogging and Bob is filming Tim vlog. A.k.a. "Double Vlogging"

by Jinclops February 5, 2010

Double Captain

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.

Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?

by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012

double u

A verbal representation of the 22nd letter of the alphabet.
Also the literal way of saying W.

- "Dude, how do you say the double v thing?"
- "That's W. As in double u."

by SumokuUido July 6, 2018

Double Throttle

When you have a dick in each hand and in your face. All while twisting the dick like a throttle.

Jordan was doing a double throttle and jumped up from his seated position and broke his iphone.

by Kingjaba November 3, 2016