cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

Rappa on the Crappa

Some d-bag wannabe rapper that makes shitty raps while dropping some snickers in the punch bowl. Has enough raps to drop a mix tape, but instead he just drops pipes.

Tyrant: Bro I been listening to this buhl Rappa on the Crappa. His rhymes are pretty shitty but his pipes are 🔥. Have you heard of him?

Big Easy: Yo welcome back to Rappa on the Crappa... CHECK IT. Boom chicka beem pa beem pa boom boom, splooooooosh.

Tyrant: You are my hero.

by Stoney69 November 7, 2020

you are crippled

an insult towards someone to offend them of their non-existing disabilities

hey mate, you are crippled

by justapieceofgarbage January 25, 2021

The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior

Casual behavior and activities to spot out a de youngin like charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior.

3) Dosn't like 1 and 2 cus he scared of 12 cus he be stealin too much
4) Guy that usually pulls MAD hoes
5) True Relegion Fein

6) Vape Fein

7) Facetimes Noah Hillton
8) Crip Activity
9) Screams Soo Woo to get ugly black girl agitated & her gay best friend

7) is young

8) is crippin

34) can't count
30) lost his virginity at 14

503) has only 1 friend that is de youngin it too

3) loves guys named brandon (def diddn't say he'd beat his ass on sight but he is loki a lil fat might lowkey need to help brandon get on a diet so charlie can strike (charlie cannot fight btw) but you already know de younin marco finna help like a real de youngin brother true crip true blood don't trip he a real one

348342) almost jerked off to every girl at lms

43) name is charles calium deyoung

charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior woke up today.

by callumdeoyung May 14, 2022