Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches

Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death

by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021

Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.

Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets

by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021

cricket fags

gay crickets

"bruh thats a cricket fags"

by gaycricket June 21, 2022

Scissor Crickets

the crabs that a lesbian has acquired

watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.

by anonymous November 21, 2023

cricket

synonym for dumb
to use in place of “blonde”

person 1 : “i love Neil Armstrong’s music ”
person 2 : “ your such a cricket”

by flowerbabybunny68 August 19, 2022

Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).

Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

The Cricket

A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.

Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.

by George Smith Carmen March 3, 2008