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creep and beep

Very slow or stopped traffic; a traffic jam.
It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.

I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022
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Creep

A person who does things that are unexpected.
Do not be a creep.
by Robin85 September 18, 2018
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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
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Creep buddy

A friend you can talk to - one that gives encouraging words of advice.

Also is available to assist with sexual needs. Creep buddy
Last night me and my creep buddy went to the movies.
by Krystal white December 15, 2016
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creep fox

a hot chick who's hotness is noticed gradually. a female with sex appeal that creeps up on you.
"Remember that blond girl from Chem? She has become quite the little creep fox. How did I not notice her boobs before?"
by wacknut August 23, 2011
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The Donovan Creep

A man who breaks social rules in an odd & frightening way
Oh that drunk guy last night at the flat party was doing The Donovan Creep, attempting to resist & drag that big boned honey into the bedroom, she then luckily got rescued by her friend
by Jonny casualty November 17, 2011
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job creep

which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.
I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.
by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023
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