cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.

Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.

by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

William Cotton

A boy who loves Chevys and falling out of chairs chairs

William Cotton just drove up in his Chevy that he loves

by Aubreyejxd May 18, 2021

Cotton Candy

Used when something is really sweet, cute and wholesome. Generally makes you feel good inside.

“Have you seen that new cartoon ? It’s really cotton candy”

by Jvepvrk February 18, 2020

Cotton Candy

Fluff sugar on a stick or meth

Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you

Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome

by Taylor<3_________ May 04, 2017