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Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.
Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.
by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024
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Cotton

The thing yall black ninjas love picking.
White man with a whip: Pick the cotton faster you black ninja.

Black person: Yes my almighty master.
by Esclavonegro2 January 24, 2024
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a cotton picking yo yo

A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg
Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo
by Lilbuscut May 20, 2018
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Cotton On

100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.
I got this top from Cotton On.
- Huh? Is that a cotton supply store?
No 🙄
by @CottonOn November 24, 2021
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Cotton Candy

The left over balled up pieces of toilet paper around the anus and/or vagina after a woman or male wipes.
Brian how did it go last night?

Response: “Well when I went down on her to Toss her Salad, all I got was a mouth full of Cotton Candy!”

By Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022
by Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022
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Cotton Candy

H AMERICAN
a mass of fluffy spun sugar, usually pink or white, wrapped around a stick or a paper cone.
Little kid: We picked the cotton, now we can eat it?
Store owner: Uhh, yeah, take a bite?

(cotton candy)
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom May 1, 2023
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Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.
dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar
by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016
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