'Chocoltae Boy' is a term used to denote a male (usually straight) who takes impeccable care over his appearance. He will invariably be sunbed tanned and have spiky hair.
by Andy Williams September 17, 2003
1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.
2: Your Rectum
2: Your Rectum
1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"
2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
by Kris Ryan August 05, 2008
by hcky2379 February 10, 2015
This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.
Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)
Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!
Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!
by Champ Perkins September 27, 2011
-noun
1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.
1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.
I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.
by The Real Sweet T December 04, 2009
When you cream pie in someone’s ass and they immediately shit themselves, causing both shit and cum to waterfall out.
Guy1: did you eat chocolate in my bed again?
Guy2: No, I did a chocolate waterfall on my girl last night and didn’t wanna fuck to my mattress.
Guy1: what the fuck
Guy2: No, I did a chocolate waterfall on my girl last night and didn’t wanna fuck to my mattress.
Guy1: what the fuck
by Vixen Vixen Emer July 06, 2019
1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
by Plague Bringer July 22, 2019