chocolate boy

'Chocoltae Boy' is a term used to denote a male (usually straight) who takes impeccable care over his appearance. He will invariably be sunbed tanned and have spiky hair.

That Josh, he thinks he's chocolate, he's a chocolate boy.

by Andy Williams September 17, 2003

Chocolate smasher

A white girl that has low self esteem that goes for black guys in need for a relationship

Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.

by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017

chocolate gut

The heavy constipant fealing you get in your bowls after eating to much chocolate.

"I pigged out at Easter and now I have a bad case of chocolate gut"

by Its Me Lenny March 21, 2008

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008

Chocolate Waterfall

When you cream pie in someone’s ass and they immediately shit themselves, causing both shit and cum to waterfall out.

Guy1: did you eat chocolate in my bed again?

Guy2: No, I did a chocolate waterfall on my girl last night and didn’t wanna fuck to my mattress.

Guy1: what the fuck

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 6, 2019

Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

Chocolate Vampire

1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.

2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.

Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?

Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!

Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate

by Plague Bringer July 21, 2019