chocolate boy

'Chocoltae Boy' is a term used to denote a male (usually straight) who takes impeccable care over his appearance. He will invariably be sunbed tanned and have spiky hair.

That Josh, he thinks he's chocolate, he's a chocolate boy.

by Andy Williams September 17, 2003

chocolate bullshit

-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.

I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.

by The Real Sweet T December 4, 2009

chocolate gut

The heavy constipant fealing you get in your bowls after eating to much chocolate.

"I pigged out at Easter and now I have a bad case of chocolate gut"

by Its Me Lenny March 21, 2008

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008

chocolate yanking

Jerking off with your own shit as lubricant.

My hand always stinks after chocolate yanking.

by hcky2379 February 10, 2015

The Chocolate Side

The chocolate side - the side of your face you find more attractive

The chocolate side - the side of your face you find more attractive

Show me your chocolate side.

That picture really brings out your chocolate side.
Wait, don't take my picture! Let me switch to my chocolate side

by Kamal the Poet January 3, 2019

Chocolate Waterfall

When you cream pie in someone’s ass and they immediately shit themselves, causing both shit and cum to waterfall out.

Guy1: did you eat chocolate in my bed again?

Guy2: No, I did a chocolate waterfall on my girl last night and didn’t wanna fuck to my mattress.

Guy1: what the fuck

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 6, 2019