A thoroughly disgusting, usually undercooked "Italian" style pie, hailing from the armpit of America... the city of Chicago Illinois. The entire pie weighs close to 46 lbs on average, and is overladen with acidic canned tomatoes and tomato paste in order to overpower the bitter taste of various grease and oils within the pie itself. Often filled with more gluttoning ingredients such as ground up pig innerds, or spicy red pig shavings. Usually eaten at every meal by the "gourmets" of Chicago, from the fattest women to even the meagerest metrosexual playboy.
by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007
(n.,v.) a sexual procedure in which a male digs his finger into a females vagina and makes his finger into the shape of a hook, he then pulls the females "meat" out with his finger. Resembling a meat hook hanging in a window of a buthcher's shop. Can also be done on the anus.
by Sammy19 December 20, 2007
A school often confused with the University of Chicago, an elite private university.
Like Penn State and UPenn, a wealthy and intelligent student body gets screwed over by the name of their college.
Like Penn State and UPenn, a wealthy and intelligent student body gets screwed over by the name of their college.
"So where did you go to school?"
"The University of Chicago."
"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"
"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."
"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"
"The University of Chicago."
"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"
"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."
"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"
by Corbin James M. July 02, 2006
A roll of money, consisting entirly of singles, with the exception of a twenty wrapped around the outside.
by M R January 18, 2004
This is simply a phrase used to describe how a man's balls look while he's titty fucking a girl. Upside down, of course.
Yo! After I was done and mah gurl wiped off her face, she told me my nuts totally looked like a bow tie.. no, no, a CHICAGO BOW TIE! SWEET!
by M0RTICIANN April 15, 2007
by Big Cheeser 2000 September 07, 2022
"I can't believe you have to pay individual taxes for the menthol in cigarettes, the Chicago Menthol Tax is dumb."
"Just kidding, there is no such thing you absolute fool!"
"Just kidding, there is no such thing you absolute fool!"
by Fish Chuck February 18, 2020