bob berdella

A gay serial killer, who murdered about eight men from 1984-1988.

Bob Berdella wasn't caught, until a victim who had endured several days of fisting, felching, testicular electric torture and drano injections escaped wearing nothing but a dog collar with blood dripping from his violated anus.

Ran a shop in the Midtown ghetto of Kansas City, Missouri. The shop - Bob's Bizarre Bazaar - was where he displayed the skulls of his victims and other trophies.

Disposed of his victims in trash bags and/or fed them to his dumbass friends.

Somehow managed to be appointed as a substance abuse counselor by the Jackson County Municipal Court. Most of his victims also were drug addicts.

Berdella was active at least three years before Jeffrey Dahmer, who only got famous for killing black people, while Berdella was sweet on white guys.

Featured on Court TV, Geraldo Rivera's satanism specials, Arts and Entertainment Television, CrimeLibrary.com and a low-budget, indie film directed by Benjamin Meade named "James Ellroy presents: Bizare Bazaar."

Bob Berdella was a cheeky little fellow.

Not really. He was a big, fat, Kansas City faggot.

by Assex 776 September 16, 2007

Dick and bread

Used to describe anger, but is most commonly used to describe the weather.

"Holy crap, it's cold as Dick and Bread outside!"

by A piece of Broccli January 11, 2009

breadball

When a girl sucks on your sack long enough to make your balls mushy like bread.

yami: yooo marni breadballed me up last night!!
Jake: are you serious bro i was trying to get her to breadball me for years!

by anita harry sack August 10, 2007

bread

IT IS BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo jeff want some bread?

by ilovebacon12345 July 2, 2017

Bread Stick

A term for a man's penis after having sex with a woman with a severe yeast infection.

Devon: Hey Braaaaaa! How was your date with Cindy last night? Get some?
Carlos: Yea man. I got some. I got more than I wanted actually.
Devon: How so, Braaaa?
Carlos: The dirty ho had a nasty yeast infection and didn't tell me. I wound up with a wicked Bread Stick.
Devon: That's rank ass nasty, Braaaa!

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

garlic bread

The superfluous addition to the more substantive main course. Such supposedly frivolous additions often form the bulk standard of the main meal, and without these additions, the main meal would not ofetn be possible. Unfortunately, the accompainiments often play second fiddle to the main course, and 'gsrlic bread' is often used to mess up any overspill caused by the lacklutre main course.

We are the Garlic bread to the projects dept spaghetti bolognese.

"Ive been garlic breaded....."

by carbz March 14, 2005

Bread Apple

Formed by a couple or more pieces of bread which have been de-crusted and squished into the shape of an apple. Usually eaten as an apple too.

Let's get some bread and make a BREAD APPLE!

by Milly McGuffle June 20, 2008