Chandler Bing syndrome 

Based on the character of Chandler Bing from the sitcom FRIENDS, Chandler Bing syndrome is when someone can never answer a question seriously and always answers with a joke or sarcastic remark. They are also terrified of commitment in relationships and usually have a form of social anxiety with uses humour as a defence mechanism.

Hey, I think I might have Chandler Bing syndrome since I’m terrified of commitment and always use humour as a defence mechanism.

Chandler Bing syndrome by God’s sex slave December 4, 2021

being meguca is suffering 

comes from the joke imageboard meduka meguca

it also carries the whole madoka magica fandom

Seyiku: 'I protect friends!'

Coobie: 'being Meguca is suffering...'

being meguca is suffering by chipsuba February 8, 2022

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha 

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong 

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

being a dick 

conducting oneself in an inappropriate manner to the annoyance of others.

Intentionally driving a dump truck in a reckless manner is being a dick.

being a dick by Language Patrol September 19, 2013

Badda Bing, Badda Boom 

Often heard in the order "badda bing, badda boom", the phrase is a way of saying, "That's it, it's all taken care of". The exact origin of "badda boom, badda bing" is a mystery, but the best guess I've heard is that it started as a verbal imitation of a "rim shot," the drummer's punctuation to a comic's punchline in the old vaudeville routines.

"We set the Judge up with a hooker, Louie busts in with a camera, and badda bing, badda boom, case dismissed".

Badda Bing, Badda Boom by Robbie Mullen February 8, 2007

pathetic excuse for a human being

"Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.

guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.

guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being

pathetic excuse for a human being by one way road September 8, 2016