jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Fair snood

A slang alternative to saying “fair enough”.

Theodore: I’ve decided to become a neo nazi
Angus: Fair snood m’dude

by AngiTangi September 3, 2021

fair knock

a fair fight

oi cunt fair knock right now

by mccutch December 28, 2020

Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023

Faire une Elisio

Expression Française signifiant arrêter une relation lorsque l’autre personne en face ne fait pas d’effort.

-personne 1: Hey, comment ça se passe avec ta copine?
-personne 2: Elle ne fait aucun effort dans notre relation, je pense que je vais faire une Elisio…

by triceclaratops November 24, 2021

Daifuku Fair

The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.

"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."

by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025