Bum Skeezy 

A PERSON WHO IS A DIRTY,NASTY PROMISCUOUS BITCH.

EW, LOOK AT THAT GIRL! SHE IS SUCH A BUM SKEEZY!

Bum Skeezy by A.BROWN July 22, 2009

Bum crayon 

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there

OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!

Bum crayon by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009

bum nuzzler 

How to call them an "ass kiss" and sound original.

Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.

bum nuzzler by jimmy2fast December 2, 2009

bum tater

another word for a scrumpious part of the bottom of a female, or ass

Jake: dude you see the ass on that gurl

Nelson: whats an ass?.. ohhh shit you mean bum tater id hit that all night

bum tater by assnigger December 7, 2009

Bum Grubs 

Worms. Intestinal worms.

Look at that dirty little prick over there scratching his arse, he must have Bum Grubs (ass maggot or arse maggot). He laid a turd and it was crawling with Bum Grubs.

Bum Grubs by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

Bum Seeking

Closely following your favourite BUM, usually while walking towards some destination. Works typically like the 'Heat Seeker' missile.Person automatically routes to the Best Alternative Bum at any given point of time along his path.

Dude,You are late.It hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station.

Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.

Bum Seeking by smartsara July 12, 2010

Bum Mister 

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

Bum Mister by FinnyJ December 7, 2010