Dude Block

Generally when a group of guys get together, they tend to out-testosterone each other with stupid comments and scenarios, generally a third party middle man is needed to intervene and end this event.

Mr.Curran: Ok, I like that sentence, let's sex it up.
John: Huh huh, sex-
Jake: This one time I was with Jenny and we-
Mr.Curran: *Interrupting* Dude Block.

by JayARRGHH October 20, 2010

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oggle block

When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.

Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."

Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."

Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."

Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."

by Cyborg Johnny July 4, 2015

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Park Block

To block someone or something by parking in front of it.

Jill tried to drive drunk last night so I park blocked her. She ended up getting pissed at me, then taking a cab. #winning.

by thechicynic April 10, 2015

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Dock and Block

A form of defense in the game of basketball where the defender sticks his penis in the offensive players eye and then blocks his shot.

Man my friend Ryan sure did seem to love getting the Dock and Block from that big black fat Cock

by SeizureBoyz420 February 22, 2014

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Comment-blocked

To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.

Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"

by The Ultra Lame 14-year-olds January 5, 2011

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