person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up
by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023
Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
by Ominous 01 May 12, 2024
A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.
he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.
by Spanner16 June 13, 2023
To indirectly make a request of a person by verbally talking about what you need from them without directly asking them. Asking for a friend is a common obvious way of dry asking but often times dry asking is not as obvious. Often manipulative and rude. Punks, simps, people pleasers, and thirsty members of the opposite sex are easy targets of dry asking.
*The victim and bystander in this scenario is aware that the that the asker is most likely broke before the verbal exchange.
Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.
Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.
by American Knowmad January 05, 2023
A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.
- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
by kubik2233 March 01, 2020
Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav is something you say to a person named Ask when they are too late to a meme. When an Ask uses a dead meme you say Ask TooLateToTheMeme and his surename.
Ask Stav: Hey! Look! I found this new meme! It's called keyboard cat!
You: Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav!
You: Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav!
by GarryTheGuy December 31, 2016