Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

by famns July 30, 2021

Alan

Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.

Alan is a bitch!

by Yugzy May 9, 2022

Alan

Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)

Alan has a massive heart...

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

Alan

The prettiest boy there is. He has beautiful eyes and a warm smile.

“I wish I could be Alan”

by One user November 4, 2022