Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
by Dieinafire October 07, 2019
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father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
by That random knob September 26, 2019
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Alan P

The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure
Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable
by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021
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alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut
i can smell that guys alan hughes from here
by Miss terry August 18, 2012
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Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 18, 2021
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pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
by am4life14 November 17, 2007
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pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 03, 2010
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