air rub

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.

I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.

by jimbanner June 20, 2016

Bad Air

The breath of bad air is one to stay away from. It’s the sour air that wafts off the anus and smells bad.

Damn, zachs got some real bad air goin on.

by UncleMo April 24, 2020

Air donut

They are synonyms for beignets

Wow those Air donuts were great.

by Air Donut June 1, 2018

Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.

Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.

by azuremint September 2, 2010

Air Work

Slang for the word Blowjob

"I'm gonna go on Pornhub and watch an Air Work video"

by alldayye June 29, 2019

Air Power

Ultimate airborne supremacy. Only said out-loud by NARPs when an aircraft is spotted overhead.

"Basic Cadets, gaze at the air power."

*F-35 goes BRRRRRRRR* "Airpower, HUA?" - C4C Narp

by Narpcotic May 13, 2020

Air Poop

Another word for a fart, especially if extra smelly.

"Dude, I just made an air poop in the other room. Cleared everyone out! It was awesome!"

by D-baggie January 3, 2018