(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
by campsell$ March 6, 2011

by Royal.Leah September 2, 2021

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.
Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal
by Al the pal. October 19, 2022

by MattDIC818 February 4, 2015

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.
by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 24, 2016
