bed soccer

when you nail a girl's pussy real hard with your dick where she immediately moans.

let's just say during our bed soccer, i got my ball in her goal last night. Score!

by smash111 March 29, 2017

Soccer Hooligan

A sex act in which a the pair doing the deed prepare to climax in unison, and in the heat of passion their heads fly forward and their skulls smash into one another.

"Dude, I was totally nailing this chick last night, and we both came at the same time, and we totally Soccer Hooliganed each other. I think I lost vision in my right eye."

by Liam Wood May 03, 2006

soccer moms

Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)

I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!

by Annacoco April 30, 2005

soccer mom

Middle Ages White Women who love to take their kids to play soccer only to be picked up by black ghetto men with 19 inches dicks

Diana: Hey Charlie, you are such a soccer mom , you keep hanging out after your kids soccer match.
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight

by The three Whales September 22, 2017

soccer-football

soccer in the united states of america.

let's play soccer-football

by addake December 02, 2018

soccer ass

the huge, oddly shaped ass of a person that plays soccer.
normally it sticks out more than it is wide.

"that bitch has a weird ass."
"i know it's such a soccer ass."

by Anonymous JB February 03, 2009

pick-up soccer

A game of soccer where anyone can join, usually there's no membership fees, no skill requirements and it's just for fun. It's just a bunch of strangers meeting together to play the greatest sport in the word.

Person A: Do you know where I can play soccer?
Person B: Yeah, there's pick-up soccer every Thursday at Lincoln Park.
Person A: Cool, thanks!

by JohnG Jacob May 29, 2009