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monday/tuesday

A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled
Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday

We never got our money
by Tower88 November 24, 2021
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Medicinal Monday

For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.
Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.

Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.
by S18JW February 23, 2011
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Monday Bitch

No one likes her but she always come around!
George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.
by kidcb March 9, 2016
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cupcheck monday

Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!
Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!
by crazyguy83 May 14, 2015
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monday

monday is code word for hentai which is also what made the holiday hentai monday
bro don't annoy me i have monday plans
by the guy with a tie February 16, 2024
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Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.
by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023
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maidtyn monday

Martyn InTheLittleWood in a maid dress. Also a common tag on Tumblr with posts usually every few mondays or so.
"Hey, it's Maidtyn Monday today"
by vampcoven January 21, 2024
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