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Straight Up Gangster Penis

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
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halo 2 gangster rap

I'm a gangster I'm a straight up g, the gangster life is the life for me!- line from halo 2 gangster rap
by The masked pimp? March 28, 2009
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Gangster Plural

When one makes a noun plural with a "z" rather than an "s."
"There are some straight fly honeyz over there! We should talk to them bitchez!"
"Bitch, your constant use of the gangster plural is offending me."
by asdlkfjas;ldfj August 20, 2011
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Le Chat et Le Gangster

The best book ever about a soft hearted gangster who falls for a cat and gets caught
Woah Le Chat et Le Gangster est super!
by Jim April 14, 2005
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person that is which a hippie/hipster, gangster, n rebel all in one.
That person acts just like a hipsterel hippie hipster gangster rebel
by Who Cares 123 January 27, 2009
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