Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017

Fu manchu

When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.

I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!

by Professor cum bubbler March 9, 2020

Dane Fu

Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum

For Nurses Week I’m passing on the free cookie and instead taking the regular fun to Dane Fu

by TheDick-tator May 1, 2024

Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

by Drahky96 October 17, 2023

Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife

Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"

by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024

FU

It stands for ‘f@#k you’
All should know that

“HAHA Julian”!

“FU”

by ~|¥Alex¥|~ June 11, 2021

forget-fu

(noun)
the art of fighting in order to make someone forget things

(Person 1 breaks a vase)
Person 2: Hey, I just bought that! You're gonna have to pay for --
(ninja ghosts emanate out of vase and surround them)
Person 1: Think fast!
(crazy and comedic fight sequence of forget-fu commences)
Person 2: Man, we make a good team. What was I talking about?
Person 1: We were about to ... leave. Churros?
Person 2: Sure thing, dude.

(Not to be confused with the Freudian slip forgetfu).

by projetpack May 25, 2013