DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
Get the ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)mug. Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's husband.
My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the co-great-great-granduncle-in-lawmug. A generation of a certain people or group who need to feel righteous by causing havoc either for their own ideology, or interpretation of how a person lives their own life.
Cissco - Ciss•co
She's always putting us against eachother, she's a Cissco..
Devided we fall, together we stand you know? She a cissco..
She's always putting us against eachother, she's a Cissco..
Devided we fall, together we stand you know? She a cissco..
by Cissco May 22, 2020
Get the Cissco - Ciss•comug. 
by mogeez July 17, 2010
Get the Co-ternmug. A type of wolf that loves being a human, it wants to be friend with kids (especially <16 years old).
by Flippinc September 17, 2023
Get the soi co docmug. 
Get the co-granduncle-in-lawmug.